Sunday, January 13, 2008

What's a blog??

A blog is a passive yet bloody weapon used for the overthrow of viscously corrupt and criminal elements within the United States Government. A coalition of trekies, dimwits, and pederasts have hijacked this weapon in a conspiracy to blog down the unquenched rage brewing in every American's heart. Case in point: Today I did not write a poem, manifesto, declaration of independence, nor participate in any verbal protest of gross injustice, I spent ten hours on a blog containing every piece of video ever recorded by the greatest rock band of all time Pink Floyd. It is either fight or flight at the end of this empire and there is no better way to escape then with the space rock anthems of Roger Waters and the boys. Enjoy.
Floyd 2.0

4 comments:

spongejon said...

I think a blog is a chance to argue, you're wrong!

ron said...

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

brandonmcb said...

Have you heard they are making the Rum Diary into a movie. Johnny Depp will be playing the good doctor. Pretty exciting.

Sea nettle Soup said...

Sweeeeet! Had to comment here-- I've been searching our class to see whose blog has been neglected (mine- since I changed my URL BEFORE class). Stopped here though because I loved your explanation of what a blog is. Keep fighting the good fight. And keep listening to Pink Floyd. Aren't you one of those self-described "lifetime" students? "And then one day you find, ten years have got behind you"